2003 was a great year - Wendy and I spent most of the year in California and we were enjoying life. We decided to throw a Christmas party with our crazy work friends - boss and all. We knew it was going to crazy, but no one knew the extent of what was going to go on. Let's start with the fact that our boss who we loved told us earlier in the day that he was leaving the company to take another opportunity. We were crushed. So we left work early Friday and went home to set up for the party and started drinking. At like 3 o'clock. By 7:30 when the party started, we had down 2 bottles. That's when the fun began!
All our close work friends were there and our friend Jimmy* (*the names have been changed to protect the innocent) decided that Cosmopolitans should be the drink of the evening. So he started whipping them up as quick as he could and before you knew it, the two sober people at the party had to go on a liquor run since it was only 8:30 p.m. As the night progressed, things when downhill fast. Our friend Bob* brought the guy he was dating (Pete*) who no one had met before. We are open friends so we were excited to meet him until he started chasing our boss around the kitchen smacking his ass. Then we were like, really? Where did you find him? The lack of food in me caused an incident around 9 p.m. where I felt the need to go and hug the porcelain g*d for the next 3 hours. My boyfriend at the time, trying to be supportive, joined me to make sure I did not do something stupid. As I dealt with my issues, he wheeled a TV into the bathroom to keep himself entertained. 3 hours later, after a quick shower and a tooth brushing, I reemerged a new woman ready to continue the night.
Things has not gotten better. A co-worker's wife who we were meeting for the 1st time was kissing everyone in sight, the meatballs had burned in the crock pot and the whole house reeked and Wendy's new boyfriend thought we were all f'in crazy. Pete was now dancing with our bosses wife inappropriately and my boyfriend was shoveling the Cheetos in trying to make up for the 3 hours of lost party!
The party ended about 3 a.m., a 6 month Cosmo ban was implemented and this party will forever live in infamy no matter where we all work now!
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